tiltingheartand | (no subject)

parcae: so just WATCH OUT FOR HIM, man.

kentraine: :O.

kentraine: ... I don't even want to know, do I?

parcae: *giggles*

parcae: I don't even know.

parcae: but he is an ANGRY NAKED PRIEST.

parcae: gosh darn it.

kentraine: :O.

kentraine: *curls up on you*

kentraine: *carefully avoids the angry naked priest*

parcae: he loves you!

parcae: he loves everybody.

kentraine: ... you know, angry and naked combine to turn into the opposite of scary

parcae: *snickers madly*

kentraine: where men are concerned, at least.

kentraine: because they bobble.

parcae: ...

kentraine: ... angry, naked, and aroused = EVEN WORSE

kentraine: for keeping a straight face and acknowledging their anger, etc.

parcae: *is cracking up right now*

kentraine: *bright and cheerful smile* are you visualizing? it's better if you visualize, you know.

kentraine: especially when they're angry enough to start pacing!

parcae: ...

parcae: I hate you.

parcae: *is dying*

kentraine: I love you too. *serene, unlike the bobbling naked angry man pacing across the floor with his naked angry bobbling erection leading the way, like unto a lance in battle*

kentraine: his LOVE LANCE, that is!

parcae: *suffocates*

kentraine: *carefully moves the love lance out of the way...?*(

parcae: I am CHEWING GUM HERE

parcae: and am going to CHOKE ON IT

parcae: BECAUSE OF YOU

kentraine: possibly you should spit it out.

kentraine: spit or swallow, one of the two.

parcae: but what if I want to keep chewing?

kentraine: well, that's your problem, isn't it.

parcae: or you could stop talking about bobbling erections and love lances

parcae: and things of that nature.

kentraine: but the words are so fun!

kentraine: I mean really.

kentraine: bobbling erections!

kentraine: Those words are made of love!

kentraine: Bobbling erections! Turgid bratwursts! Tumescent love lances!

parcae: STOP I BEG OF YOU.

kentraine: D:

parcae: *cries*

parcae: you are breaking my brain!

kentraine: if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger?

parcae: *sulks*

kentraine: *loves*!

kentraine: if I break your brain, then it will heal up later, and will be stronger!

parcae: if you say so.

kentraine: it's an act of love, I swear!

parcae if you say so.

kentraine: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

parcae suuure.

kentraine *beamses*

And now I really want to change my LJ name from "an armful of overexcited celibate" to something relating to that, only I can't decide.