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[tiltingheartand]

Hansphone: *rings*
Hans: Hello?
Beth: I'm going to kill Caleb.
Hans: ... why?
Beth: There is hardcore RPS on my flist and I just said "flist" out loud and I want to read it and I shouldn't want to read it and I SHOULDN'T KNOW WHAT PADDYWHACK/JENNY IS.

(Editor's note: Okay, so that's not exactly what she said, but it's the gist.)

Hans: ... *dies a very quiet laughing death, as is in living room with mother*
Beth: Oh, shut up.


Also for the record I SHOULD NOT EITHER.

AUGH.

*falls over*

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[rimestock.livejournal.com]

TWICE.

I said it TWICE.

*weeps*

*and STILL WANTS TO READ IT*

[tiltingheartand]

THEN FOR GOD'S SAKE GO READ IT.

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

I AM AT CLASS, DAMN YOU.

And it's NC-17, and just... no.

[tiltingheartand]

*clingsto*

[rimestock.livejournal.com]

*clears throat, absently* (http://daughtershade.livejournal.com/230047.html)